As a 12000 year old extra-terrestrial symbiote of uncertain origin, Gzorak the Alien Beard has been living vicariously through earthlings for almost five thousand years. Gzorak has had several famous hosts including ancient Persian religious figure Zoroaster, and more recently, the "Mad Monk" Vladamir Rasputin. Now residing on the chin of an otherwise unremarkable children's entertainer named Pete, Gzorak plans to enhance the latent telekinetic potential of his host in order to achieve previously unheard of levels of Psionic ability. This is its first competition, and it is very optimistic. It likes to play Cribbage and Yahtzee, and has a penchant for microbrewed hop beverages, from which it occasionally gets itself covered in froth.

Liz Solo's main skills include casting frost and fire spells, quick mana regeneration and healing abilities. She is working in multiple dimensions and will use psychic energy balls and advanced telepathological social engineering techniques to triumph over the opposition.

Burt Everest concentrates on focusing the invisible energy from his posterior orifice to influence objects, the atmosphere and even people. Also has the ability to cast fireballs.