2009 World Telekinesis Competition

Team Profiles

Monster Psionics League

The members of the Monster Psionics League were united telepathically during a shared alien abduction experience. The Monster Psionics League credit this extra-terrestrial influence as the source of their now fearsome telekinetic powers. The MPL promote their talents through the entertainment industry, touring their traveling medicine show to the coves and inlets of their island home every summer. Team members are currently in training, preparing for the World Telekinesis Competition. Their daily regimen includes merging complex beer drinking games with intensive mental exercises.

Gzorak the Alien Beard: As a 12000 year old extra-terrestrial symbiote of uncertain origin, Gzorak has been living vicariously through earthlings for almost five thousand years. Gzorak has had several famous hosts including ancient Persian religious figure Zoroaster, and more recently, the "Mad Monk" Vladamir Rasputin. Now residing on the chin of an otherwise unremarkable children's entertainer named Pete, Gzorak plans to enhance the latent telekinetic potential of his host in order to achieve previously unheard of levels of Psionic ability. This is its first competition, and it is very optimistic. It likes to play Cribbage and Yahtzee, and has a penchant for microbrewed hop beverages, from which it occasionally gets itself covered in froth.

Liz Solo: Liz's is working in multiple dimensions and specializes in manifesting psychic energy balls and utilizing advanced telepathological social engineering techniques.

Burt Everest: Burt concentrates on focusing the invisible energy from his posterior orifice to influence objects, the atmosphere and even people. Also has the ability to cast fireballs.