2009 World Telekinesis Competition

Team Profiles

The Pythons: PSI Division

The Pythons: PSI Division is a subsidiary of The Pythons softball team. By combining the awesome power of its three most telekinetically talented members, The Pythons will crush the minds and balls of their opponents, on or off the field. When the take their competitive positions in the three upper points of a special diamond shaped arrangement, no challenger can break through their psychic blockade.

Miles Collyer: I am Miles and keeper of the secrets of The Python. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic bat and said... By the power of the Pythons!

Alynne Lavigne: Alynne enjoys drawing without looking at the paper and taking pictures with things that are not cameras. More recently she has taken to phoning it in.

Andrew Waite: Andrew's primary power is his psychic link and symbiotic relationship with his unique and fearless friend Muma, the Mighty Battle Cat. A variant of Muma has been discovered in the wild. It lacks a nose, has thick, flowing "hair", and large, yellow eyes with red irises. It projects frightening screeching and wailing noises, as well as creepy, sobbing cries, at enemy's it encounters.