2008 World Telekinesis Competition

Team Profiles


Not content to employ simple telekinesis, all psychobirds also practice our proprietary *telesinisterstringsectionism.* We like to provide our soon-to-be-vanquished foes the proper terror ambiance.

Tiffany: Born from the gods and kin to almighty Zeus himself, neither tundra nor negative waves stand in the way for this player. Braving even the mightest of challenges, from everyday objects to Z, impossibility is startlingly shocked to see security breached. Tiffany. Grade A. Skookum. Detri*mental.* Get it?

Lara was born at a young age, and ever since has found herself getting increasingly older. Her birth parents are non existent as she was self-delivered. It was an easy delivery that brought to this world a new breed of wonderful.

John: Pronounced Jaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnn @ 220Hz -- even the name is devastating.